Edmont Hotel is Too Crappy and Perverted

Oh my God. Really. I'm staying in the worst hotel in the world. It's really a piece of crap. It's called the Edmont, and it's filled with perverts and morons.

There was this one guy who had grey hair and he was so strange. What he did was, he took out his suitcase and it was filled with women's clothing. Real women's clothing. Then he did this sort of runway-walk-like thing, smoking a cigarette like a woman would and looking at himself in the mirror. Now, I know that some folks can stomach this—what with RuPaul's Drag Race being on TV and all—but I certainly can't take that sort of thing in real life. Simply amazing and disgusting.

If you're wondering how I can see this sort of thing, I'm definitely not looking in people's windows for it. Just look at this picture.

See how the windows all face each other and all? People should at least have the goddam brains to close their shades before dressing up in women's clothing! What the hell?!