Girls: Then vs. Now

You know, maybe I would have been better off living back in the old days... like, the really old days, where girls had to be nice to find a husband. Maybe things would be better that way.

One problem that I have with today's girls is that they always are too nice to the goddam phony guys who only care about cars and sports and crap. They always think that the conceited bastards have a goddam inferiority complex. Well I don't think that gives them any excuse to be mean or rude or phony. The thing with girls is, no matter how nice a guy is, if the girls don't like him, they'll say he's conceited. And if the girls like the guy, he has an inferiority complex.

Anyway, girls nowadays are just weird like that. I mean, back when the man ruled the house and stuff, and women didn't have to work, it seems like the girls were usually nicer to guys back then because they needed to get a husband to support them. I'm not saying I don't think women should work—it's not that at all. And I'm not being sexist, either. I'm just saying that if girls were nicer to boys—and if boys were nicer to girls, for that matter—it would make a lot of things easier.